Elderly Man #1: Oh really, Olivia and I met on eharmony too.

Elderly Man #2: Well yeah, I'm a widower, she's a widow. We really love each other. Its the best thing thats happened to me with the internets.

Elderly Man #1: Yeah, and to think I was reluctant about the video professor, but if it wasn't for him, I never would have known how to use the internet. Lucky for me, Olivia is a whiz. She's always emailing and going to the youtube and all kinds of things. I learned eharmony and forgot the rest.


-Pointe Royale Golf Course, Hole 12, Cart 17.