Elderly Man #1: Oh really, Olivia and I met on eharmony too.

Elderly Man #2: Well yeah, I'm a widower, she's a widow. We really love each other. Its the best thing thats happened to me with the internets.

Elderly Man #1: Yeah, and to think I was reluctant about the video professor, but if it wasn't for him, I never would have known how to use the internet. Lucky for me, Olivia is a whiz. She's always emailing and going to the youtube and all kinds of things. I learned eharmony and forgot the rest.


-Pointe Royale Golf Course, Hole 12, Cart 17.

Whose Hughes

30-something #1: You feel like seeing The Hughes Brothers tomorrow?

30-something #2: Who in the wide world of Branson are The Hughes Brothers?

30-something #1: You know, they're a family show, like The Osmonds, but without the innuendo. I mean, they're not as ambitious as The Plan, but they're definitely bigger.

Forging some fighting words

Brother 1: Did you hear those people talking about Pigeon Forge? I can't believe they think its better than here.

Brother 2: Yeah, Pigeon Forge doesn't have birdseed on Branson. Case in point... YAKOV!

Brother 1: Definitely. Anyway, we're going to be late for Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede Dinner and Show. I love this town.

Brother 2: Wait... eh, nevermind.


-- Promenade Way, Branson Landing.

Its not '57 anymore, even at The '57

Mother: Wow... he sounds just like ol' Deano.

Little girl: He's not a dinosaur, he's a singer.

Mother: [chuckles] I meant Dean Martin. He was a famous singer.

Little girl: Oh, well I like dinosaurs, but he's OK.


-- Club '57, Bob Anderson 5:00 p.m. show

The Forum

This blog is to serve as a forum for the voices of Branson, Missouri, so as to let the people of this great nation and great world share their experiences in our fair city. Lets share the Spirit of Branson!