Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Why?

Midwestern Woman 1: Oh! mmmm... Cinnabon! I just didn't ever think there would be one here, lil' ol' Branson. Sure wasn't here last time, or was it Bill?

"Bill": No. If you go, don't get the roll, get the stix.

Woman: Ok, why?

"Bill": Because I don't want your sticky hands in the vanagon, and... I like to watch you dip.


--outside Cinnabon

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Super-duper Tuesday

Regular Joe: [reading a text message] We just got Obama'd!

Average Joe: They bombed Missouri?! Where?!

Regular Joe: Oh gosh no, Obama won Missouri!

Average Joe: Ah, much better.


- Main St

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Who CAN remember

Twenty-Something: Whoa, I can remember Pigeon Forge, you know Dollywood and all, but Branson is just a blur!


-Sidewalk after the Jim Stafford show released

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Elderly Man #1: Oh really, Olivia and I met on eharmony too.

Elderly Man #2: Well yeah, I'm a widower, she's a widow. We really love each other. Its the best thing thats happened to me with the internets.

Elderly Man #1: Yeah, and to think I was reluctant about the video professor, but if it wasn't for him, I never would have known how to use the internet. Lucky for me, Olivia is a whiz. She's always emailing and going to the youtube and all kinds of things. I learned eharmony and forgot the rest.


-Pointe Royale Golf Course, Hole 12, Cart 17.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Whose Hughes

30-something #1: You feel like seeing The Hughes Brothers tomorrow?

30-something #2: Who in the wide world of Branson are The Hughes Brothers?

30-something #1: You know, they're a family show, like The Osmonds, but without the innuendo. I mean, they're not as ambitious as The Plan, but they're definitely bigger.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Forging some fighting words

Brother 1: Did you hear those people talking about Pigeon Forge? I can't believe they think its better than here.

Brother 2: Yeah, Pigeon Forge doesn't have birdseed on Branson. Case in point... YAKOV!

Brother 1: Definitely. Anyway, we're going to be late for Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede Dinner and Show. I love this town.

Brother 2: Wait... eh, nevermind.


-- Promenade Way, Branson Landing.

Its not '57 anymore, even at The '57

Mother: Wow... he sounds just like ol' Deano.

Little girl: He's not a dinosaur, he's a singer.

Mother: [chuckles] I meant Dean Martin. He was a famous singer.

Little girl: Oh, well I like dinosaurs, but he's OK.


-- Club '57, Bob Anderson 5:00 p.m. show