Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Flash in a Pan

A Person: Ain't these the things that use to make crack?

B Person: No, that's a triple-beam balance.


-Dollar Balances and Curtain Emposium, Arnold Chiussip Blvd.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Geography > Anatomy

Girl 1: Ah shit!

Adult: Hey, watch your language.

Girl 1: Oh, no I said clit (sic). You know, like on the side of a mountain; a clit.

Girl 2: Yeah, she said cliff.


- Plato's Front Porch, behind the Golden Corral.