Tuesday, June 16, 2009

H1N'hell no!

Yokel- You know the best thing about Branson these days? You don't have to worry about swine flu.

College Grad- Really?

Yokel- Yeah man. Its safe here AND they're taking every precaution. Like that place we ate at for lunch... NO ham, no pork. They just stuck to the other deli meats. Its safe here, ya know?

College Grad- That was a kosher deli. And seriously, swine flu? That fad passed man.


-Where else but the deli