Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Why?

Midwestern Woman 1: Oh! mmmm... Cinnabon! I just didn't ever think there would be one here, lil' ol' Branson. Sure wasn't here last time, or was it Bill?

"Bill": No. If you go, don't get the roll, get the stix.

Woman: Ok, why?

"Bill": Because I don't want your sticky hands in the vanagon, and... I like to watch you dip.


--outside Cinnabon